In 2008 Chicagoans mourned the loss of Brian Blackeye, the city's first and primary hardcore-jungle MC. To initiate the preservation of his memory in 2009 and beyond, we present the final recording of the full C.H.A. lineup: JJ Jellybean, DJ Snuggles, and MC Blackeye. These previously unreleased tapes were submitted by Dubshack and are exclusive to GoldenEraJungle.com
It might seem like everyone is against you this week, probably because they are. Your incessant moaning about how ‘they don’t make them like they used to’ has become too much to bear. Slip on some size 16’s and join the party, fool.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
Saturn moves into your sign this week and the moon going into retrograde will make you want to shake Uranus. Luck wears a pair of limited edition Metalheadz board shoes.
Gemini May 21 - June 21
A loved one will confide a great secret in you this week. It is your job to tell the world and his dog thus destroying their faith in humanity. Remember that NSFW means not safe for work.
Cancer June 22 - July 22
Be careful who you tell your secrets to this week, someone is not as sweet, innocent and trustworthy as they first seem to be. Seek revenge through Tubgirl.
Leo July 23 - August 22
Lady luck is smiling on you this week: that Dub you thought you had lost is actually hiding inside the sleeve of that Hazard tune, the one your started a thread slating but secretly went out and bought anyway.
Virgo August 23 - September 22
Remember that just because he said they were ‘Mitsubishis like they were in 2000’ doesn’t mean it’s not really a contraception pill. Look out for the girl in blue, she likes your new man boobs.
Libra September 23 - October 23
Mars, the planet of war, may cloud your judgment this week. Don’t tell them you put it on at the wrong speed, tell them it’s a new dubstep tune.
Scorpio October 24 - November 21
Your fiery temperament can get you into more trouble than it’s worth. Know when to be tactful; not all of us were born with eyebrows.
Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
It’s a kind of magic! Seismic rumblings on the D’n’B underground seem to have created a fault line from which a sum of money you thought you’d never see will erupt. Make the most of your Gain.
Capricorn December 22 - January 19
Complaints that a remix should not be done, as the original was flawless and should be left untouched, will get you into a spot of bother. Don’t cry to me when you don’t like the photochops of you in a blue crash helmet and the remix is actually quite good.
Aquarius January 20 - February 18
It’s party time! The drinks are flowing this week and it seems you’re irresistible. The feeling comes at a price though; think twice before pressing that submit button. ‘Hin’ is not a word.
Pisces February 19 - March 20
So you saved your money, you paid for your ticket into the club and your ticket to London Don’t be surprised if you’re posting threads about how you ‘Saw [insert name here] and they played a fu**ing breaks set’ by the end of the week. The letter P brings bad luck.
Remember that just because he said they were ‘Mitsubishis like they were in 2000’ doesn’t mean it’s not really a contraception pill. Look out for the girl in blue, she likes your new man boobs.
I have developed man-boobs over the past year and a half. That's depressing, boss. Take it down. TAKE...IT...DOWN!!!
Funny how during my 6 month stint in E...I remember the Mitsubishi's. Smurf's and 007's were right there with it. Gawd only knows the freak ass MFer that mass produced the shit. Glad that "stint" only lasted 6 months.
Remember that just because he said they were ‘Mitsubishis like they were in 2000’ doesn’t mean it’s not really a contraception pill. Look out for the girl in blue, she likes your new man boobs.
I have developed man-boobs over the past year and a half. That's depressing, boss. Take it down. TAKE...IT...DOWN!!!
Funny how during my 6 month stint in E...I remember the Mitsubishi's. Smurf's and 007's were right there with it. Gawd only knows the freak ass MFer that mass produced the shit. Glad that "stint" only lasted 6 months.
good thing the Toronto scene cleaned up its act. the mafia and others realizd it makes more sense to supply high quality mdma then blue nautica's.
ultrafunkula February 25 2009 Very nice. Thanks bro.
housemusic1 February 25 2009 The classic house mixes thread is up!! Enjoy.....
rupture February 25 2009 yoooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
BIg Ups to all the old school junglist out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ultrafunkula February 25 2009 megaupload has been surprisingly nice to me for the past month or so. Use that and if they start "jackin" up, I'll help repost em. Pun intended.
Tykal February 25 2009 goldenerahouse.com would probably be the place for that ;-p
housemusic1 February 25 2009 what's the best way to get my house mixes up here? Megaupload kinda sux at times. Let me know, posting classic house mixes tonight!
