In 2008 Chicagoans mourned the loss of Brian Blackeye, the city's first and primary hardcore-jungle MC. To initiate the preservation of his memory in 2009 and beyond, we present the final recording of the full C.H.A. lineup: JJ Jellybean, DJ Snuggles, and MC Blackeye. These previously unreleased tapes were submitted by Dubshack and are exclusive to GoldenEraJungle.com
Well, I've seen a few lists made and posted on other forums lately and thought it would be a laugh for some here to read them so here goes.
THE GUY'S RULE
We always hear "The Rules" from the female point of view...
Now here are the rules from the male side.
Note: They are all "1" for a reason.
1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. And we
have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing". We will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as hockey, the Shotgun vs. "I" formation, or UFC.
ultrafunkula February 25 2009 Very nice. Thanks bro.
housemusic1 February 25 2009 The classic house mixes thread is up!! Enjoy.....
rupture February 25 2009 yoooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
BIg Ups to all the old school junglist out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ultrafunkula February 25 2009 megaupload has been surprisingly nice to me for the past month or so. Use that and if they start "jackin" up, I'll help repost em. Pun intended.
Tykal February 25 2009 goldenerahouse.com would probably be the place for that ;-p
housemusic1 February 25 2009 what's the best way to get my house mixes up here? Megaupload kinda sux at times. Let me know, posting classic house mixes tonight!
