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Respect to Scott Manion
Respect to all admin and regulars.
Respect to all active DJs with mixes waiting to be hosted. Just cool. You haven't been forgotten.
Well, I've seen a few lists made and posted on other forums lately and thought it would be a laugh for some here to read them so here goes.
THE GUY'S RULE
We always hear "The Rules" from the female point of view...
Now here are the rules from the male side.
Note: They are all "1" for a reason.
1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. And we
have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing". We will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as hockey, the Shotgun vs. "I" formation, or UFC.
JFK Blaze October 06 2008 all good now - it seems - is it burnrate & gej?
JFK Blaze October 06 2008 That Yahoo sh!t was scaring me peeps - No amens or old skool - f*** man
BurnRate October 05 2008 I got that error message yesterday too. Stupid cos I don't even use Yahoo. I closed down Firefox and then restarted it and it worked.
GRITTY October 05 2008 Yeah dan maild me he's bin locked out..
shadowdemon October 05 2008 or if you have yahoo messenger log into that then try access mails
shadowdemon October 05 2008 if your using a proxy server try switching it off.
shadowdemon October 05 2008 ez gritty - yahoo error 999, means your ip has been banned by yahoo. it normally resets its self after 48hrs...
GRITTY October 05 2008 anyone that knows how to resolve "Yahoo error 999" please contact [email protected] ---- gej is locked out!"
gej October 05 2008 haha - not really a red alert, just frustrating... not sure it it's fixed, but i'm on. Yahoo can just blow me right now
GRITTY October 05 2008 Two shouts below v important ..all crew please read..
Elite October 05 2008 Big ups to the old skool massive. If I didn't have Jungle and dNb I'm sure I'd be in a rubber room..
