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Klassik
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You know I dont understand why ppl go to piss in the stall instead of using the urinal.
I'm bringing this up cuz I had to take a shit today in the morning at school and some fuckin loser was takin a piss in the stall.
So first off I start by bitching him out. This emo rocker thinks he isnt in the wrong.
What blows my lid is to find that the fuck-wad pissed all over the seat.
That was the last straw, I went out to see him having a smoke by the door. He shoulda known something was up cuz it woulda saved him the slap in the face I gave him as I walked outside.
His girlfriend didnt know what to say, shit was golden.
I dunno why some guys are so paranoid about others possibly gettinga glimps of their Johnson. Its like we all have one or have seen one (ladies). So why the big deal.
Why do ppl piss on the toliet seat. Figure that out and you'll know the meaning of life.
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The Hermit
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lol......
yea, that would be frustrating......I wouldn't hit the kid or anything, but i'd probably talk a little shit.......
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dnbparadox
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oh shit talking is definitely called for.....the worst is when you gotta drop a load and you're at the bar....the night is ruined becuz either you walk out of the place to find a more sanitary stall or you sit in "semi cleaned wiped up" seat......fuck that, i'll go with the first choice.......but either way the night is ruined
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Tykal
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fuck that, the bathroom's too far & i'm too god damned lazy, i just piss back into the empty can or bottle i drank from. |
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mirage
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haha tykal, i do that shit too. It's even worse when you're at a bar and it's dark and you're drunk, so you just sit your happy ass down, only to feel the wet spots careening into your ass. Oh man.....that's nasty. lol. But yeah, the guy prolly had a little cock, and gets pee shy. I don't see the problem, god knows it couldn't be as small as mine. 
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Klassik
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mirage wrote:
haha tykal, i do that shit too. It's even worse when you're at a bar and it's dark and you're drunk, so you just sit your happy ass down, only to feel the wet spots careening into your ass. Oh man.....that's nasty. lol. But yeah, the guy prolly had a little cock, and gets pee shy. I don't see the problem, god knows it couldn't be as small as mine.
LMAO...
yeah i know some ppl are cock shy, but for fucks sake lift the seat with your shoe. easy as pie.
but no, he had to make it difficult.
on another note, because were talkin about pissin'
a buddy of mine was stuck in traffic on the highway and started to piss into a bottle. the pressure from pissin caused his dick to pop out and spray all over the bosses van.
only know about this because I was waiting at his apartment in the parking lot only to see first hand the carnage. luckily he got to keep his job.. 
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Die Verse Soul
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This thread is pretty popular already lol. I'm not cock-shy or anything but the bar I often frequent...Actually, lemme start with this...I don't give a fuck how bad the bathroom is, if you gotta shit, you gotta shit. It's that simple. This is coming from Mr. Germaphobe himself. Anyway, back to that bar...they don't have doors on the stalls. It's about an 8x8 bathroom and there's no fucking doors on the stalls. Pissing next to someone half-wanking while they piss is one thing. Shitting for the masses is another. That's one place I won't even "squat" like a bitch, no matter how bad I have to shit.
This is damn good timing for this thread too...Did anyone see the new south park episode last night where Stan shit in the urinal? Ahhhh, classic. It's on again tonight at 10 EST.
I can't believe I just typed that much about a pissing/shitting thread. I can sleep sound now... 
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man I dunno bout pissing on the seat coz that could be down to luck...Like if you had sex a couple of hours befor sum weird shit can happen where the hole on the end of ya nob gets glued up and shit so when you pee it fuking sprays untold directions all at once....Also if the urinals are close together Im gonna use the bog coz you can get caught in the splash zone and golden showers aint my thing . |
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mirage
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You do have a relevant point Gritty. Most of the time, I just try to avoid public restrooms PERIOD. I've been mad sick lately, and chicago is DIRTY. I'll take my chances pissin in an alley somewhere.
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You do have a relevant point Gritty. Most of the time, I just try to avoid public restrooms PERIOD. I've been mad sick lately, and chicago is DIRTY. I'll take my chances pissin in an alley somewhere.
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Die Verse Soul
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Pissing in an alley...ok. Shitting in an alley, and wiping with ramen noodle packaging from the nearest trash can, is an entirely different talk show. 
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mirage
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Pissing in an alley...ok. Shitting in an alley, and wiping with ramen noodle packaging from the nearest trash can, is an entirely different
lmfao.
I've had to do that before. Like one time i was waiting for my bud guy to come, and you know drug dealer time is always an extra 15-20 minutes, or more. I was in the city so there was no where to go really. My stomach was hurting like hell, so I popped a squat behind this white hen. It was disgusting, and these little girls were walking past. lol. I was just like "hey."
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