Junga Vibez #2

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Sorry shots go out to all those who were left out of tha first ish., there was a big messup that was all my fault. So here is the overdue respect, first page where it belongs. -Lisa for tha copies, and theVM, I 'preciate it-thanks JABA. -Jason for tha hardcore -Brian from WIU, for the intro. to raves-tanks. -all TRUE HARDCORE DJ's the future will be heard- -Phantom 45 -RP Smack -JJ Jellybean -Dr. Groo - and anyone else startin up -all DIY publications people -ATP -Hard Corn ZINE -Ministry of Truth -Chicago hardcore auth. -Mutt -Free art - All etc rispekt goes to all gypsie caravan ravers, whistle posse, speaker huggers, balloonies, glo-worms, back-packers, and everyone else who does their part to make each rave an enjoyable experience.

Whats up ravers, welcome back to Junga Vibz. For many of you reading this , this is your first time reading this magazine, for that I would like to appologise for, because distribution of no.1 was very poor. ( mainly due to the fact that there were really no parties going on in Chicago after Download happened!). Here on out I promise better things from J.V.T. First of all I will explain to you now that Junga Vibz will from now on be availible at RAVES ONLY! My reason for this is that these Rave\Hip-Hop stores are totally overcharging for simple things like a T-shirt, 20 bills-yeah right .I am not going to give these business' free advertising by having my magazine availible at their locations. My only exception to this would be R.E. , whose clothes are somewhat cheaper ,( 15 bucks cheaper for pants, free plug), and employees much friendlier than the other stores , Whom I shall leave UNTITLED for now. But I will drop off my magazine there only when there are no events happening. So look for us at parties, we try to make it to all events promising all hardcore or tekno. If an event is featuring haus music then we're not even going to consider it, raves are about the future not the late 1980's. -Brian GOOD TO THE LAST BEAT

IT HAS GIRLS IN TIGHT SKIRTS WIGGLING THEIR HEINIES! ALL GIRLS ARE ICKY, BUT WE LIKE TO GIVE 'EM WEDGIES! phonograph HOW TO FORM A POSSE by Mario Van Peebles Of all the great things in life, friends are at the top of the list. You cannot choose your relatives but you can choose your friends. If you are lucky and cool unto others, you may have these bonds all your life. Skating with your bros makes each day worth living, and if you follow these steps you are on your way to enjoying what life is all about. Let outsiders think what they may, they don't know that skaters have to stick together, because cops, jocks and rednecks all see red when they see a group of skaters having more fun than they ever could. Come up with a name. Try something like "The Sharks," "The Shag Rugs," "The Overlords," or anything else that makes your set stand out from the rest of the sheep in and around your school. Have nicknames for all the crew. Everyone has something that sets them apart, use it. Whether it's "Shorty," "Treetop," "Stinky" or "Banana Breath," call it like you see it. Establish your spots. Let everyone know where you like to hang out, and that is your turf, be it a 7-11, the curbs, or your own home street. Get a mascot. Find a dog or a little ripper to always go wherever you go and be a part of the clique. Bros before hos. Never let a girl get in-between the members of the crew. Don't take any shit from anyone and never rat out your pals. The sooner you learn those two rules, the easier you will adjust to grown-up life. 16 THRASHER CALL the J.V.T. Voice Mail Line = 1-708-515-5758 = :(

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Below is a map from an event from the Past. Be the first to name it and well send ya some stickers and Zines + shit. Hint: This event got Busted (real helpful huh!) TAKE ROOSEVELT WEST TO HALSTED, TURN LEFT AT LIGHT. PROCEED SOUTH ON HALSTED TO CERMAK, TURN LEFT AT LIGHT. GO HALF A MILE DOWN TO LUMBER TURN LEFT. 500 W. CERMAK MARKS DA SPOT! IF YOU GO OVER THE BRIDGE YOU PAST US. COMP. ADMISSION WITH TICKET ONLY. Call 1-708-515-5758 with your ANSWERS!

Im sorry but I dont care who I piss off with this story, this needs to be said, Wade and the rest of Core Innovations are the destructors of our scene who try to knock down every up and coming promoter in Chicago. The most recent example of these crimes is Sept. 25. The two originally planned events of this night were Bio-funk in Madison WI and Hard Core Junkies put out by the Mushgroove crew here in Chicago. Then well after these events were schedueled, CI decides to throw a "rave" on the same night. STOOPID. This is fucked, CI is only out to destroy other promoters, so he can control our scene, he's done it before and he'll continue on this crazed mission until he's stopped. All summer he's offered shitty house parties, trying to make some dough off a different crowd, and he wants to return to raves to rob us some more. Fuck this shit, Chicagos scene has got so many problems and this seems to be the root of the problem tree, chop it down and the fruit that was held make will now be yours-truth. -annonymous-

3-25-1993 HARDCORE JUNKIE Man this event was really weird to me I dont know why, but it just seemed weird. When I first showed up at like 10PM, there was like 15 people and no lighting, so I went to get something to eat and when I returned there was about 200 people, lighting, and tons of smoke-so thick I couldnt even see in front of me. Aside from the sludge covered floors, small smelly space, low turnout of people and the car on fire outside( whats up wit dat?). there was one factor of the party that totally outshone all these negative aspects, and that was good Hardcore and tekno tunes, I dont think Ive ever heard so much Hardcore at a rave before-lived up to its title, HARCORE JUNKIE. My biggest complaint though is to tha ravers themselves, why did you all leave so early at like 2:30, the wicked toons didnt let up so why did you? I found it sad and humerous that the people from Iowa stuck around longer then you. I dont know maybe you all got scared of all tha hawdcore and decided to head to the housey sensation of RAVERS FROM SPACE-hot diggedy dog! Then again considering it was the only event September in Chicago, maybe we've all gotten soft, who knows. All I hope is that this doesnt start to happen all the time.( people leaving early), cause then the end is truly near. INFO LINES: 319.277.6112 312.509.6869 414.777.3998 708.786.3962

Saturday October 2nd Evolution This is the way events should be in Chicago , one area with hardcore and another with tekno , very much present at this event the way it should be. I needed this event mentally to restore some personal faith in the Chicago scene. What can I say, loads of sound, actually caught a vibe while losing my hearing on the same stage pantera has played on-how wonderful!! My only complaint is that T1000 slowed things down way to much. Make some fuckin noise indead -he never did! Everything in tha tekno arena was slammin till then- I think I heard Lenny Dee's Fuckin hostile about four times that night. All in all I would have to say the hardcore room was the best although very small , I think people were amazed to actually be able see the DJ, and to hear music that they usually dont hear at Raves. I hope more events like this start to roll here in Chicago, although not at the OAK street theatre The raver population here will undoubtedley increase when people start to hear of events actually happening here in Chicago- we're capable. BIODEGRADEABLE LAZERS 10

the HARD TRUTH by: Brian These are words that need to be saidabout the whole Tekno\Hardcore/Breakbeat topic. Hardcore is breakbeats, hardcore is not tekno. figure it this way , Raves originated in England with Hardcore (breaks), not with tekno. While there is hardcore tekno it is still just tekno. Hardcore is the wicked burning frenzy that most ravers seem to ignore, it is the music that sounds like noise to the uninitiated. All respect should be paid to England by keeping hardcore- hardcore and tekno-tekno. Breakbeat only describes the drum pattern of hardcore, (you dont call tekno thump-thump). In reality there is no hardcore vs house debate because hardcore takes alot from house but it is very distant from house music also, the arguement should be tekno vs haus To understand this more copletely are hardcore rave must be experienced, I suggest heading to Toronto , which has my vote as being the best kept rave scene secret in north amerika, and try to keep up with music and ravers up there which are all Hardcore. Its easy to swing your arms and jog in place to Tekno , but when the bombs of bass of hardcore hit you full force youll be totally overwhelmed and filled with an energy youve never felt before , youll need drugs only knock your brain out and lift you to another realm, while your body spazzes out to wicked rythums. Further reading: CHA magazine and 'Ard Corner In Mov magazine FRIED ICE CREAM WE'RE GOIN' BACK TO 1979...IT'S NEW WAVE BOY!!! HI! I'M REALLY INTO NEW WAVE! I HAVE ALBUMS BY BLONDIE & THE POLICE & THE KNACK. I HEARD SOME OF THE SEX PISTOLS' ALBOM, BUT I DON'T LIKE IT. THEY HAVE A BAD ATTITUDE. AT THE SCHOOL DANCE, ME & MY FRIENDS POGOED TO "ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK" IT WAS NEAT! LAST WEEKEND, I SAW THE RAMONES, I DIDN'T LIKE IT! THEY WERE TOO LOUD AND THEY LOOK LIKE HIPPIES!

J.V.T. Man or Myth J.V.T. is the name I've chosen for the whole production like scheme of Junga-Vibz, and the Junga-line. But J.V.T. belongs to everyone out there readin this. Anyone or anything which has inspired me, influenced me, or has caused me to think is in here I want to see a huge network of Chicago Ravers hittin parties domestically and via Caravans, and I want to see them hit HARD!!!!!!!!! I hope for the day when I go to a party, and see the many faces of J.V.T. all around me pazzin wicked to the hardcore riddums. Even better to hear the MC of the party shoutin out "JVT make some fuckin noise" and all of a sudden the whistles and the beats just go fuckin nuts, whooaaa man that would be like a fuckin wet dream to me, Damn. These arent pipe dreams I'm speaking here, this is reality to me, Chicago needs unity bad, go to any out of town event and compare it to Chicago and youll see what I mean, this is as good as a start as any, no matter how corny it sounds

CIVILIZED TORTURE Oh, God, I'm scared. I'm going crazy, and I don't know how to stop it. God, please, if you're listening, don't let them get me. Don't let them cut me up again! They sewed my eyes shut so I wouldn't be able to see what they were doing to me, but I know! I KNOW!! I can feel what they are doing to me. I can feel them tear my insides out! I still feel the pain from where they had broken my arms. I thought that if I chewed my fingers off that I might be able to relieve myself of the pain, but all I did was make matters worse. Sometimes when they are taking me apart I can smell their precious cigarettes. Worse than that, I can sometimes feel the hot ashes from their cigarettes fall not on my body, but INSIDE it! I feel the flaming ashes fall inside me and ignite my insides. God, help me, but I think they do it on purpose. I hear them laugh at me and make fun of me! God, I pray to You, and I ask why have You made me in the form of an ape? The humans take advantage of me and use me to save their kind. At night, Lord, I can hear the screams of my brothers as they feel their brains explode in their heads! Damn them, Lord! Damn the humans to the hell that they damned me and my brothers, Lord! Oh, why couldn't You have made me human, Lord? Then I could have been protected from the tortures that man has forced me to endure. There is not a human willing to protect us from them. Oh, Lord, please, end my suffering! PLEASE! Please? Props to John - thanks for tha above!

In Reactor 7.0 that guy who reveiws raves touched down a little on what balloons do to a party and I totally agree with him. I ve done balloons before at parties and have realized for myself that they just totally fry me out , to the point where I dont feel like even moving much less dancing. While I love the effects of a balloon I personally feel that the N2O tanks shouldnt be brought out at a party until 3:00 or later. This way the party can go strong most the night then people can just chill and enjoy the music with a balloon while regaining their energy. Also at five dollars a pop someone is racking in tall cash while us ravers are losing our minds and our money. I'm sure a 2for$5 price could be charged and a profit still made, I'm not trying to draw comarisons here but I've been to dirty hippie parties where that price is charged , but go figure-everything else in rave culture is expensive so I'm sure nothing will change here. One more thing then I'll shut up and that is a recomendation to stay away from parties that claim free balloons, such as yellow, the aqua cruise series, and others that I vaguely remember. Ballons dont make the party, instead promoters should put more effort into better spaces, more lighting , more bass bins, these extras will give them a better rep, not the balloons!!!! balloon Baby likes balloons.

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Last Story 10-17-93- ON the Day before I finished this issue I was heading home from Droping my sister off at her boy friends house. I'll set the scene for ya- it was about 10 at night, Driving through a Forest preserve when I see this Racoon ... some wicked in my Car suddenly half Dead in tha road I Freaked swerved to lane and hit another ... and Kept Driving. The purpose of this story is actually a Plug for a device Called Deer Horns, which cost about Five bills. you put them on the front of your car and when you Drive they emit a high Pitched noise that animals find annaying they are availible at Auto stores and Venture. they are rated highly effective by Consumer reports - get one BALL ROOM

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